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Episode #221 – Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

Episode #221 – Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

This is a big one folks. Batman v. Superman v. The Flop House. Meanwhile Stuart makes it very clear this is not your daddy's anything, Dan does a dead-on Katherine Hepburn, and Elliott reveals how Nicholas Cage rents softcore pornography.

January 7th, 2017

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Episode #220 – The Trust

Episode #220 – The Trust

Cagemas comes but once a year. Will Saint Nicholas Cage bring us something glorious or another lump of coal for our cinematic stockings? We discuss The Trust. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his testicle-based library habits, Elliott explores Paul Verhoven's love for California ...

December 24th, 2016

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Episode 219 – Saving Christmas

Episode 219 – Saving Christmas

It's hard to overstate just how barely the Kirk Cameron "materialism-is-good" explainer Saving Christmas qualifies as a movie. Meanwhile, Stuart talks about his gogurt buying habits, Elliott dramatizes Frank Sinatra's sexual habits, and Dan is genuinely disturbed by this ...

December 10th, 2016

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Episode 218 – Nine Lives

Episode 218 – Nine Lives

Kevin Spacey as a cat sounds just purrrrfect (TM) for the Flop House, so we watched Nine Lives. Meanwhile, Stuart tells of his adventures with Kirsten Dunst, Dan suggests a terrible new method of shooting porn, and Elliott tells an offensive phone book joke.

November 26th, 2016

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Episode #217 – Independence Day: Resurgence

Episode #217 – Independence Day: Resurgence

Back to our non-Shocktober fare as we mourn election day with our Independence Day: Resurgence discussion. Meanwhile, Elliott gives the JD Power porn star awards, Stuart’s weenus is protected, and Dan cannot leave President Sex Criminal alone. Download the MP3 ...

November 12th, 2016

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Episode #216 – The Gallows

Episode #216 – The Gallows

On this final SHOCKTOBER episode we discuss the noose-is-loose would-be chiller The Gallows. Meanwhile, Elliott somehow weasels his way out of doing a Muppet voice, Stuart reveals Dick Tracy's bias against the disabled, and Dan somehow doesn't let the movie's plotting make ...

October 29th, 2016

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Episode #215 – The Lazarus Effect

Episode #215 – The Lazarus Effect

Shocktober continues! On this episode we discuss the Flatliners-esque Lazarus Effect.

October 15th, 2016

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Episode #214 – Victor Frankenstein

Episode #214 – Victor Frankenstein

BOOOGENS! Shocktober begins with Victor Frankenstein, the movie that posits that maybe we don't actually wanna see the monster that much. Meanwhile, Elliott disrespects the death of several major pop artists, Stu brings up Jackie Chan again, and Dan says some weird things ...

October 1st, 2016

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