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Episode #95 - Trespass

Suppose they gave a Nicholas Cage-Nicole Kidman movie, and nobody came? The answer: Joel Schumacher's Trespass.  Meanwhile Elliott reveals the other podcasts in our podcasting empire, Zhubin steals the love of our fans, and Dan lashes out about his verbal shortcomings.

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 6:41 - We introduce our special guest, fellow Daily Show writer Zhubin Parang, and extend thanks to all who came to the live show.
6:42 - 37:15 - We discuss Nic Cage's latest Flop House joint, Trespass, which approached Delgo levels of failure.
37:16 - 39:50 - Final judgments
39:51 - 52:55  - Flop House Movie Mailbag
52:56 - 57:00 - The sad bastards recommend.
57:01 - 59:27- Frackcast, theme, and outtakes.


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Wikipedia synopsis of Trespass.

Flop House Plugs Corner

Elliott screens Dead End at 92Y Tribeca. 
Wednesday, February 1 at 7:30 pm
92YTribeca SCREENING ROOM
200 Hudson Street, NY, NY
$12

FLOP HOUSE LIVE 2: THROUGH THE PORT HOLE OF TIME

This Friday!  For those who haven't heard already, I'll let event producer and co-host Matt Carman explain:

"We will be screening 12 Rounds, a "stupid as a bag of hammers" action movie from the director of Die Hard 2, starring John Cena a.k.a. that wrestler guy who sometimes acts but isn't The Rock.  Fans of HBO's The Wire will enjoy seeing Aiden Gillen (a.k.a. Baltimore politician Tommy Carcetti) as the villain, an Irish arms dealer jazzily named Miles Jackson, who spends the movie slipping in and out of his own native accent.

Pre-show entertainment  will include a short presentation on the many cinematic sins committed by the cast of The Wire, and a trivia round with questions (many of them easily guessable!).  Prizes include copies I Love Bad Movies #1 through #4, treasured VHS tapes, and other priceless and/or valueless junk.

During the movie, you'll hear running commentary and jokes from The Flop House ("Mr. Handsome Nerd" Stuart Wellington and Daily Show writers Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan).  Then we'll pause for a special halftime segment in which your hosts discuss whether or not this movie could have made any less sense so far."

This event is a Time Out New York Critics' Pick and will likely sell out, so get your 12 Rounds tickets now!"

12 Rounds featuring commentary by The Flophouse and More!

Friday, January 20, 8pm

92YTribeca

200 Hudson St.

Manhattan

Episode #94 - Conan the Barbarian

How can a film with so much boobs 'n' blood still be kinda boring? We explain in our take on Conan the Barbarian.  Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Sean Connery's tireless Zardoz boosterism, Stu finds the proper forum for his Crom worship, and Dan tells the tale of a little Jewish mouse who can't count.

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.
0:33 - 2:30 - A lot of nonsense about bears.
0:33 - 2:56 - The usual bullshit.
2:57 - 32:08 - Conan hears the lamentations of the Flop House.
32:09 - 38:24 - Final judgments
38:251 - 52:34  - Flop House Movie Mailbag
52:35 - 54:36 - We plug our LIVE EVENT.
54:37 - 57:01 - The sad bastards recommend.
57:02 - 58:35- Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.


Download the MP3 directly, HERE.

Paste theflophouse.libsyn.com/rss into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes of The Flop House delivered to you directly, as they're released.

Wikipedia synopsis of Conan the Barbarian.

Flop House Plugs Corner

Our second true LIVE FLOP HOUSE EVENT will be taking place on January 20th at 92Y Tribeca.  We will be screening the John Cena/Renny Harlin joint 12 Rounds.

92YTribeca SCREENING ROOM
200 Hudson Street, NY, NY
$12

Flop House Podcast Crossover!

We'll be back with a new episode this weekend, but in the meantime, why not sate your thirst for all things Flop by listening to our guest spot on friend-of-the-show Andy Rocco's podcast, Here to Help (along with very funny stand-up/improvisor/actor Sean Conroy)? Why not indeed?

Stick it in your ear-holes!