Episode #115 – Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Sure, freeing the slaves is cool, but you know what’s REALLY cool? Killing vampires with an axe. We discuss this year’s other Lincoln movie. Meanwhile Elliott performs a reenactment of Abe Lincoln’s hyper-ironic final hours, Stuart’s second career as a golem land developer is revealed, and Dan takes an entirely un-funny detour into the things that make him cry.

0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme.
0:33 – 41:07 – Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter takes us on a 100% accurate tour through American history.
41:08 – 42:32 – Final judgments
42:33 – 43:40 – All Things Comedy plugs
43:41 – 58:17 – Flop House Movie Mailbag
58:18 – 1:05:07 – The sad bastards recommend.
1:05:08 – 1:06:22 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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