Monday, March 28, 2011

Inspector Gadget's Greatest Secrets Revealed! UPDATED

Thanks to Dan's brother* we now have this artist's rendering -- guaranteed to be 100% medically accurate -- of what would happen if Penny met a dinosaur.




*Hire him if you need some illustration or design work done.

And now, thanks to Flop House Super-fan Kseniya, we have this answer to a question no one asked!


Sunday, March 27, 2011

Episode #77 - Skyline

WE'RE BACK. Elliott's globetrotting, Stu's evening shifts, and Dan's almost-an-actual-writing-career couldn't keep us off the Internetwaves for long. Will our 77th episode be an audio classic on the level of Talking Heads '77? Only time will tell. Meanwhile, Stu tries out a new cool guy/annoying mouth sounds persona, Elliott pitches a chocolate-based Terminator sequel, and Dan keeps us up-to-date on important developments in the world of Penny meeting a dinosaur.

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 30:55 - We discuss the Battle: Los Angeles prequel, Skyline. Wait, what? It's not a prequel?
30:56 - 34:20 - Final judgments.
34:21 - 53:05 - Donations and Flop House Movie Mailbag
53:06 - 56:27 - The sad bastards recommend.
56:28 - 57:26 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.



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Wikipedia synopsis of Skyline.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

No New Episode

Elliott's been off gallivanting around France, and Dan's been hard at work at a super-secret writing project, so - with two of the three Floppers out of commission - we've had to push back this week's episode. However, we hope to be back with all of The Original Peaches next week.



















Elliott's French adventures (artist's rendering)

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Episode #76 - Third Annual Awards Floptacular

We've broken our curse, with our first Academy Awards-in-review show that doesn't have terrible audio problems, although it has our usual staying-on-topic problems. Meanwhile Stuart reveals looking-glass Hitler's nefarious plot, Elliott talks about previous winners of the Twix-sponsored Twixie Awards, and Dan unravels a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in Inspector Gadget.

0:00 - 0:53 - Red carpet introduction
0:54 - 35:51 - In contrast to EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET and our usual tendency to hate on things, we actually didn't mind the Oscars.
35:52 - 45:25 - Flop House Movie Mailbag
45:26 - 48:20- A brief pledge drive
48:21 - 55:56 - Dan tells the greatest story in American letters. Suck it, Twain and Hemmingway.
55:57 - 59:47 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.



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Listen to Dan discuss the truly terrible young adult book City of Bones as a guest host on the Read it and Weep podcast. Also, it's a two-parter, so he'll be back next week, even grumpier from having to deal with a few hundred more pages of dreck.