Sunday, July 17, 2011

Episode #84 - Sucker Punch

We return from our extended Independence Day break with one of our dumbest movies yet, Sucker Punch, which combines the attention span of a toddler with the sophisticated sexuality of a 13-year-old. Meanwhile, Dan reveals some disturbing personal cartoon magazine-related habits, Elliott discovers a new love for felines, and Stuart inspires our readers to raise their voices about his voice.

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 5:28 - Tales of Cobra Commander and Twin Sitters
5:29 - 32:05 - Zach Snyder somehow finds a way to ruin sexy schoolgirls fighting robotic samurais.
33:37 - 35:32 - Final judgments.
35:33 - 50:59 - Flop House Movie Mailbag
51:00 - 58:00 - The sad bastards recommend
58:01 - 58:43 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.



Download the MP3 directly, HERE.



















Wikipedia synopsis of Sucker Punch.



















Photo of the live event, courtesy of Superfan Alex Erde.



















Cobra Commander costume / photo, courtesy of Mr. Wyatt Cenac

3 comments:

Ryan DSC said...

This was my favorite performance from Dan--solid McCoy material from wire to wire. Dynamite stuff from Stuart and Elliott as well, just wanted to give Dan a sucker-punch of kudos. That movie sounds like a real pile.

Brian S. said...

Too bad about Dan's pizza.
Oh, and you know the plot is bad when Elliott says "ANYWHOOOOO" that many times.

northwestportlander said...

I was sort of hoping that the Cobra Commander costume would be of the bag-over-head design. Oh well. It's cool regardless.