We return from our extended Independence Day break with one of our dumbest movies yet, Sucker Punch, which combines the attention span of a toddler with the sophisticated sexuality of a 13-year-old. Meanwhile, Dan reveals some disturbing personal cartoon magazine-related habits, Elliott discovers a new love for felines, and Stuart inspires our readers to raise their voices about his voice.
0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 5:28 - Tales of Cobra Commander and Twin Sitters
5:29 - 32:05 - Zach Snyder somehow finds a way to ruin sexy schoolgirls fighting robotic samurais.
33:37 - 35:32 - Final judgments.
35:33 - 50:59 - Flop House Movie Mailbag
51:00 - 58:00 - The sad bastards recommend
58:01 - 58:43 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
Download the MP3 directly, HERE.
Wikipedia synopsis of Sucker Punch.
Photo of the live event, courtesy of Superfan Alex Erde.
Cobra Commander costume / photo, courtesy of Mr. Wyatt Cenac