Episode #126 - Playing for Keeps

Nicholas Cage might be our true love, but that doesn't mean we can't indulge our bad movie crush Gerard Butler and his soccer comedy (?) "Playing for Keeps." Meanwhile, Dan lets us in on all the cool cop lingo, Stu reminds us of the plight of the MILFs, and Elliott is surprisingly down with necrophilia.

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.
0:33 - 34:16 - You play a good game, Butler! But do you play... for KEEPS?
34:17 - 36:16- Final judgments.
36:17 - 38:43 - A word from our sponsor.
38:44 - 53:53 - Flop House Movie Mailbag
53:54  - 1:02:17 - The sad bastards recommend.
1:02:18 - 1:04:11 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.



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One of these people is a MURDERER.

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Episode #125 - Smiley

Warning: listening to this podcast may result in a Smiley attack. Meanwhile, Elliott pitches his Roger Bart/Keith David buddy adventure, Stuart learns what the "Internet," is, and Dan sneezes a lot.

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.
0:33 - 32:22 - Wait, this isn't S'Miley, the Miley Cyrus bio-pic?
32:23 - 39:25- Final judgments.
39:26 - 40:51- Keep on pluggin'.
40:52 - 1:00:20- Flop House Movie Mailbag
1:00:21 - 1:07:34 - The sad bastards recommend.
1:07:35 - 1:09:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.


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The horror version of those fat guys with painted bellies in parades.

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FLOP HOUSE POLL!

What movie that Roger Ebert hated should be the subject of an upcoming episode?
	An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
	Food of the Gods
	Little Indian, Big City
	Ben
	Return to the Blue Lagoon
	The Scarlet Letter
	Instinct
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Episode #124 - Stolen

With movies like this in the world, every day is like Cagemas. Meanwhile, Elliott discusses the troubles with carrier Con Air, Dan makes reference to commercials you'd only see if you watch cable news in the middle of the day, and Stuart's giant penis reemerges for spring.

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.
0:33 - 36:00 - Some people just feel like home, y'know? Like Nic Cage in Stolen.
36:01 - 38:56 - Final judgments..
38:57 - 58:32 - Flop House Movie Mailbag
58:33- 1:08:11 - The sad bastards recommend.
1:08:12 - 1:09:45 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.


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Subject is hatless. I repeat: hatless.

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The trailer that launched a thousand jokes:

Your Hosts in State Fair Souvenir Form!

Fan Colin Graham put together these caricatures of the Original Peaches, using only the limited reference material available for the mysterious hosts' hideous visages on the Internet.

We think he did a pretty good job, although we all seem to have fallen asleep on the tanning bed. Thanks Colin!

Colin's an illustrator by trade, so hire him/ admire more of his work at HIS OFFICIAL SITE.

Episode #123 - That's My Boy

Caving to popular fan demand, the peaches review That's My Boy, Adam Sandler's follow-up to his Palme d'Or-winning Jack and Jill.  Meanwhile, Dan makes a touchingly pervazoidal heartfelt plea for unedited airplane films, Stuart reveals this movie's unconventional filming process, and Elliott breaks Dan's comedy heart.

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.
0:33 - 36:29 - Samberg and Sandler. Together alphabetically, now joined in real life.
36:30 - 42:12 - Final judgments.
42:13 - 44:43 - Some housekeeping and plugs.
44:44 - 59:55 - Flop House Movie Mailbag
59:56 - 1:05:02 - The sad bastards recommend.
1:05:03- 1:06:30 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

 
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Look at how mismatched those two are! They're almost comically mismatched!

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Episode #122 - Alex Cross

Tyler Perry ditches the dress and the charisma for a gun in his attempt to remake himself as a man of action. Meanwhile Elliott continues to flog the world's only Mads Mikkelsen enthusiast's magazine, Dan continues his anti-charm campaign with America's wives, and Stuart becomes NBC's latest star.

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.
0:33 - 39:41- Alex Cross gonna make you jump, jump.
39:42 - 43:32 - Final judgments.
43:33 - 45:21 - Some brief plugs.
45:22 - 55:43 - Flop House Movie Mailbag
55:44 - 59:54 - The sad bastards recommend.
59:55 - 1:01:25 - Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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HOLY SHIT, MATTHEW FOX JUST CUT THROUGH TYLER PERRY'S CHEST!

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Movie Mailbag Links 

Look, we really recommend you don't click on this, but if you MUST sate your curiosity, here it is... Krang with boobs.

Flop House Classic - Old Dogs

A fan-chosen repeat of a classic episode. Enjoy re-living the misery!

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Is it possible John Travolta and director Walt Becker could top Wild Hogs? Well, when it comes to Old Dogs, it depends on what you mean by "top." Meanwhile, Stuart reveals some exciting personal news, Dan explains how this movie is the modern "Kangaroo Jack," and Elliott previews his new one-man show at (great) length.

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.
0:34 - 6:13 - So much talk about weddings that you'd think you were listening to three schoolgirls, if not for the World of Warcraft reference.
6:14 - 42:05 - A scintillating discussion of Old Dogs, the family film that's fun for no ages, as well as our longest, most absurd digression yet.
42:06 - 43:03- Final judgments are handily dispensed with.
43:04 - 48:17 - Dan manages to announce our CONTEST WINNER, despite Elliott and Stu's best efforts to not let him get the name out.
48:18 - 55:45 - The sad bastards recommend.
55:46 - 58:24 - Plugs, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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Hey, whaddaya gonna do, man? It's Old Dogs!

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